it is eleven twenty six pm, and i have school tomorrow.
i know it's late, but me having this new blog or whatever was just completely calling my name.
i guess, if anybody were to even read this (i don't know why), they might want to know about me?
my full name is jordyn sloane stratford, and i'm seventeen years old. my half birthday was last week, and ! that means, i'm eighteen in six months! haha, it's strange to be excited about that, but i've been waiting my whole life to be eighteen, and let me tell you..these next six months are going to be THE slowest six months i will encounter until it's six months away from me turning twenty-one! :) ahaha. i don't really like to capitalize my letters unless necessary, and i really like cheese, although i'm so lactose intolerant it's amazing. cheese quesadillas es mi vida!!! it's so funny, because i've already spoken spanish twice since i've started this, and i speak french.
i think it's important for everybody to know that i have a strange favorite animal. it would be
the beluga whale, which you can SEE for yourself right up there. people always ask me why they are my favorite, and the answer is, they just are. that's all. also, i have just found a bug bite on my back in a sort of hard to reach spot?!
yesterday was my first day back to school after spring break. during which, i became single with a HUGELY mature wake up-and-break-up text, met another boy, who won't leave me alone, and hung out with a different boy. no, i am no floozy or whatever it is that my grandpa says..just being in a year-long relationship with a gigantic baby became very tiring and got old really quickly. i'm not even sad. i'm over it. yeahp. he keeps texting me though, which is WEIRD because he told ME that he needed to rid himself of all of MY childish baloney, which is basically a, stop talking to me, right? well, i did, and he just keeps on talking!? i don't get it. it's basically that he totally realized that he'll never everrr get someone as fantastic as me, and he is now regretting his choice on acting like an ass for so long. anyway, i spent my last day of spring break with my sister, which was nice, and unplanned.. with damien rice and tiffany my hairdresser!
i love those people truly and deeply. we went to damien's house downtown somewhere that i've never been before, and on the way there, some methed out black man tried to flag down the bus, by running into green-light traffic, and signaling to the bus driver that he was going to meet him at the next bus stop down the street.. well, the bus tried to pull up to the curb, but the man was walking on the street, and was in the way. the bus driver swerved the bus, and opened the door and said, 'GET YO BLACK ASS OFF THE GODDAMN STREET!' haha, the man was suprised and swayed onto the bus, and said, 'SORRY, I'S FUCKED UP..oh..I MEAN, I'S MESSED UP..SORRY Y'ALL!' ahahahaah sooo fantastic you don't even KNOW! then
THEN, we walked like six blocks or so to damien's small yellow house on the corner of 49th and whatever, where tiffany was watching golf. now, i don't know if you have ever watched or tried to watch golf, but it basically makes me want to rip myself a new asshole..she said she didn't feel like getting up to change the channel. ? lol
anyway, we had a blast over there until like ten thirty at night! and took an adventure and walked to albertson's and bought fried chicken and other important staple items in that catagory. we're invited to damien's birthday party on the eleventh? or twelvth? i really can't even remember right now. he said there's gonna be like seventy plus people, and poets and djs and some bands playing! im super excited, and tiff's gonna fix my hair sometime this week after work! :) i do love that woman., only not her phone, because it's incapable of sending me sweet ass pictures of us! her baby girl is cute too, arista. fie year old/ m m mmm M!
also, UV blue= NEVER AGAIN, gave me da spinz like i neva had befoh!
oh noe!
i'm going to sleep now, it's eleven fifty three pm!
late(ish) yeahp
so long, farewell,
sloane.
OH! i have fallen in love with Vh1's Tough Love. MeOW
